shutupaubrey:

and mom said i would be late for the bus

wasi

(via justincatman)

mykaylaisnotonfire:

Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn’t carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.

-Stephen King

(via itsblockthekat)

fuckyeahlaughters:

reginasmom:

i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

(Source: barfzuckerburg)

Weeee! Movies.

But seeing Spring Breakers.

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: dylanobylan, via im-gonna-love-you-forever)

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

(via im-gonna-love-you-forever)

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

(via unconsciousinreality)

tushi:

why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs

(via iwillmindfuckyou)